WARNING: Proceeding may result in extreme hand-eye coordination, sudden bursts of adrenaline, and spontaneous trash-talking.
Proceed with caution—or don’t. Your call.
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Survival Manual
1. Welcome to the Arena, Gladiator!
2. Command Your Paddle:
Wield the mouse like a sword or crush arrows like a keyboard warlord
Spacebar = Music On/Off switch (for mood control)
Click anywhere to freeze time (when you need to breathe)
ESC = Emergency Exit (no judgement)
3. Choose Your Fate:
Easy Mode: For keyboard noobs still learning which end of the mouse to hold
Medium: Where casuals become contenders
Hardcore: Ball goes BRRRRR - prove your worth or die trying
4. Score Like a Boss:
Survival Math: Points = Hits × Time Survived (No calculators allowed)
3 Lives - Use 'em or lose 'em
Leaderboard Glory: Your name in pixels or your money back
5. Cool Sh*t You Get:
Trash Talk Central: Live chat with other warriors (keep it spicy)
Vibe Selector: Backgrounds that slap harder than your ex
Custom Beats: Your soundtrack for digital domination
6. Pro Tips from the OG:
Center Stage: Park your paddle in the sweet spot like a zen master
Geometry is Key: Ball don't lie - track that trajectory
Git Gud: No respawns in real life - practice here first
